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    var ar = new Array();
    ar[0] = "Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.";
    ar[1] = "The nice thing about standards is there're so many to choose from.";
    ar[2] = "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.";
    ar[3] = "No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.";
    ar[4] = "Everything might be different in the present if only one thing had been different in the past.";
    ar[5] = "Need we say it was not love<br>just because it perished?";
    ar[6] = "A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove...but the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child.";
    ar[7] = "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.";
    ar[8] = "The saddest words<br>of tongue or pen<br>are the words<br>\'It might have been.\'";
    ar[9] = "The electrons comprising this website conform to all applicable laws of nature";
    ar[10] = "PICKUP LINE:<br><br>Do you believe in love at first sight?  Or do I have to walk by again?";
    ar[11] = "\"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex?  Me neither.\"<br><br>  <em>--Steve Martin</em>";
    ar[12] = "Character is doing the right thing when nobody is looking.";
    ar[13] = "\"There's lies, there's damned lies, and then there's statistics.\"<br><br>  <em>--Mark Twain</em>";
	ar[14] = "\"The FBI warning is there is a 100% chance of another attack. Guess what, at 100% you can stop saying the word 'chance.'\"<br><br>  <em>--Colin Quinn, SNL</em>";
    ar[15] = "Click only in designated areas";
    ar[16] = "The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you’re not permitted to enter a Government building with a weapon.";
    ar[17] = "There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune:  go there with a large one.";
	ar[18] = "\"There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.<br><br>\"There is another theory which states that this has already happened.\"<br><br>  <em>--Douglas Adams</em>";
    ar[19] = "\"I had a funny feeling as I saw the house disappear, as though I had written a poem and it was very good and I had lost it and would never remember it again.\"<br><br>  <em>--The High Window</em>";
    ar[20] = "If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.";
    ar[21] = "\"I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born.\"<br><br>  <em>--Ronald Reagan</em>";
    ar[22] = "Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat";
	ar[23] = "The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.";
	ar[24] = "Prevent road rage.  Learn to drive";
	ar[25] = "\"I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.\"<br><br>  <em>--Mark Twain</em>";
	ar[26] = "\"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.\"<br><br>  <em>--Mark Twain</em>";
	ar[27] = "\"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.\"<br><br>  <em>--Woody Allen</em>";
	ar[28] = "(for girls)<br>If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!";
	ar[29] = "Real George Bush Quote #1:<br>\"Rarely is the question asked...'Ou...is our children learning?'\"";
	ar[30] = "Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway";
	ar[31] = "A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, \"What is this, some kind of joke?\"";
	ar[32] = "You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel";
	ar[33] = "In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, \"Let there be Light.\" And there was still nothing, but you could see a bit better.";
	ar[34] = "\"I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.\"<br><br>  <em>--from American Beauty</em>";
	ar[35] = "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.";
	ar[36] = "It's easy to be flexible if you're spineless.";
	ar[37] = "It's far more impressive when people discover your good qualities without your help.";
	ar[38] = "Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with.";
	ar[39] = "\"God is dead.\"<br><em>--Nietzsche</em><br><br>\"Nietzsche is dead.\"<br><em>--God</em>";
	ar[40] = "\"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then, quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.\"<br><br>  <em>--W.C. Fields</em>";
	ar[41] = "That which does not kill us makes us stronger so we can kill others.";
	ar[42] = "Hamlet (holding a skull):<br>\"This is Yorick, I can tell.\"<br><br>Horatio:<br>\"Boy, you must have known him well.\"<br><br>  <em>--Green Eggs and Hamlet</em>";
	ar[43] = "Rehab is for quitters";
	ar[44] = "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.<br><br>Cats have never forgotten this.";
	ar[45] = "2,000 mockingbirds=<br>2 kilomockingbirds";
	ar[46] = "A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head.";
	ar[47] = "\"What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.\"<br><br>  <em>--Dave Barry</em>";
	ar[48] = "ERROR: KEYBOARD NOT PRESENT<br>Press F1 to continue";
	ar[49] = "There are two kinds of people in this world: those who are good with words, and those who are... erm... thingy";
	ar[50] = "The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.";
	ar[51] = "Q: How do you get holy water?<br><br>A: Boil the hell out of it";
	ar[52] = "Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?<br><br>A: A stick";
	ar[53] = "Q: What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?<br><br>A: Make me one with everything";
	ar[54] = "Same Buddhist to same hot dog vendor:<br>\"Can I have my change?\"<br><br>\"No. Change comes from within.\"";
	ar[55] = "I like feminists. I think they're cute";
	ar[56] = "PICKUP LINE:<br>Do you sleep on your stomach?<br>No?<br>Can I?";
	ar[57] = "Real George Bush Quote #2:<br>\"There's an old saying in Tennessee--I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee--that says, 'Fool me once.... shame on... (blinking) ......... shame on you ................. if you fool me, you can't get fooled again.'\"";
	ar[58] = "Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?<br><br>A: A pool table.";
	ar[59] = "That which doesn't kill me will be the basis for my revenge";
	ar[60] = "Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I<br><br> ";
	ar[61] = "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy";
	ar[62] = "I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.";	
	ar[63] = "A Nobel Peace Prize? I would KILL for one of those";	
	ar[64] = "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.";	
	ar[65] = "STOP GLOBAL WHINING";	
	ar[66] = "THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THERE IS AN IMPROVEMENT IN MORALE";
	ar[67] = "SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking is bad for you. You've always known that, just like everybody else.";
	ar[68] = "Stupid should hurt";
	ar[69] = "Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted";
	ar[70] = "So many stupid people<br>So few comets";
	ar[71] = "Oh help, I am so devastated by your caustic barbs";
	ar[72] = "I'm not good at empathy...how about sarcasm?";
	ar[73] = "Go fascinate someone else";
	ar[74] = "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand";
	ar[75] = "Because, shut up, that's why";
	ar[76] = "Keep talking...I'm just going to take a little nap";
	ar[77] = "Lead me not into temptation<br>I know the way";
	ar[78] = "ELIMINATE AND ABOLISH REDUNDANCY";
	ar[79] = "If you're happy and you know it clank your chains";
	ar[80] = "**** censorship";
	ar[81] = "The first step is to admit you have a problem.<br>The second step is to divorce him.";
	ar[82] = "Thank you for keeping this a work-free environment";
	ar[83] = "I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me";
	ar[84] = "The two rules for success:<br>1. Never tell all you know.";
	ar[85] = "You can learn a lot about a person, if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal.";
	ar[86] = "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention";
	ar[87] = "Someday we'll look back on this and laugh nervously and then change the subject";
	ar[88] = "TV is gooder than books.";
	ar[89] = "Careful...we don't want to learn from this";
	ar[90] = "Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas";
	ar[91] = "I'm not dumb<br>I'm big-boned";
	ar[92] = "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese";
    ar[93] = "If God had intended for us to vote, He would have given us good candidates";
    ar[94] = "\"You know, I haven't had one in an hour or so!<br>Just wanted to make sure I could quit, y'know.\"<br><br>  <em>--Jerry Reed<br>\"Another Puff\"</em>";
    ar[95] = "Oh no, not another learning experience";
    ar[96] = "CAN OPEN<br>worms everywhere";
    ar[96] = "Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.";
    ar[97] = "This website was made on a dare";
    ar[98] = "This website best viewed on company time";
    ar[99] = "This is a fully automated self-service website";
    ar[100] = "WARNING<br>Due to its content, this website should not be viewed by anyone";
	ar[101] = "\"Scientists this week announced they have spliced the DNA of a jellyfish into a Rhesus monkey causing the monkey protein to glow green in the dark. Read all about it in this month's <em>New England Journal of Evil.\"<br><br>  --Tina Fey, SNL</em>";
	ar[102] = "Why does a slight tax increase cost you twelve hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?";
	ar[103] = "\"Actors Harrison Ford and Kevin Spacey have each given $100,000 to the Screen Actors Guild to assist out-of-work actors. In a related story, actor Arsenio Hall would like to thank Harrison Ford and Kevin Spacey.\"<br><br>  <em>--Jimmy Fallon, SNL</em>";
	ar[104] = "\"Responding to a bill being proposed in New York that would limit sex-related businesses in the city, Mayor Rudy Giuliani said he'd drive sex shops, quote, 'into the ocean.' Giuliani is backed by thousands of parents, teachers, and Aquaman.\"<br><br>  <em>--Jimmy Fallon, SNL</em>";
	ar[105] = "\"University of Minnesota researchers said this week that the drug Naltrexone could be used to curb a kleptomaniac's impulse to steal. Although the drug is not covered by most HMOs, doctors say kleptomaniacs should have no problem obtaining it.\"<br><br>  <em>--Tina Fey, SNL</em>";
	ar[106] = "\"Former president Bill Clinton has reportedly lost 20 pounds since leaving the White House. The pounds were taken from him by British whores.\"<br><br>  <em>--Jimmy Fallon, SNL</em>";
	ar[107] = "According to a new study, people on a low-carb diet, like Atkins, eat more than people on a standard diet but also lose more weight. This is thanks to the extra calories they burn during their non-stop yammering about how they’re on Atkins.";
	ar[108] = "\"On Sunday, Al Gore called for the repeal of the US Patriot Act, and accused President Bush's administration of undermining civil liberties and exploiting public fears about terrorism.  And then, as always, the cashier nodded and gave him his Big Mac.\"<br><br>  <em>--Tina Fey, SNL</em>";
	ar[109] = "\"On Friday, President Bush announced details of his plan to send a man to the moon.  Bush told reporters that to guarantee success of the mission, we will only send the astronauts up there when it's a full moon.\"<br><br>  <em>--Tina Fey, SNL</em>";
	ar[110] = "\"According to researchers, sex benefits the heart, burns calories, reduces depression, boosts immunity and releases pain-reducing endorphins.  But most importantly, it makes boys like you.\"<br><br>  <em>--Tina Fey, SNL</em>";
	ar[111] = "\"Warner Bros. announced Tuesday that an illegal copy of the second Harry Potter film appeared on the internet, just days before its release in theatres. Even worse, apparently a book containing the entire story of the film came out four years ago.\"<br><br>  <em>--Tina Fey, SNL</em>";
	ar[112] = "\"According to a recent Bureau of Justice survey, night is the most dangerous time for law enforcement officers. Second most dangerous time: day.\"<br><br>  <em>--Jimmy Fallon, SNL</em>";
	ar[113] = "\"It is rumored that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez want to star in a remake of Casablanca. This will be the perfect film for people who liked the original, but wished it was terrible.\"<br><br>  <em>--Tina Fey, SNL</em>";
	ar[114] = "\"Avid fans of the X-Men movie have already found more than 42 flaws in the new film. And yet they can't see the flaws in their own lives.\"<br><br>  <em>--Jimmy Fallon, SNL</em>";
	ar[115] = "\"According to U.S. News & World Report, the best job in the United States this year is Interactive Business Systems Analyst. However, last year's worst job, Crack Whore, has been replaced by a new worst job: Assistant Crack Whore.\"<br><br>  <em>--Norm MacDonald, SNL</em>";
	ar[116] = "\"In other news, authorities in Pontiac, Michigan are trying to determine if Dr. Jack Kevorkian was involved with the death of a woman whose body was found in the back of his suicide van. You know, I'm no expert in police work, but, uh, YES!\"<br><br>  <em>--Norm MacDonald, SNL</em>";
	ar[117] = "\"In a surprise move, O.J. Simpson has offered to give an interview to CNN, with 'absolutely no ground rules'. But interviewers Greta van Sustern and Roger Cossack have asked for one ground rule - 'Don't kill us!'\"<br><br>  <em>--Norm MacDonald, SNL</em>";
	ar[118] = "Munny: \"Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.\"<br><br>Schofield Kid: \"Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.\"<br><br>Munny: \"We all got it comin', kid.\"<br><br>  <em>--Unforgiven</em>";
	ar[119] = "\"...Sam saw a white star twinkle for a while. The beauty of it smote his heart, as he looked up out of the forsaken land, and hope returned to him. For like a shaft, clear and cold, the thought pierced him that in the end the Shadow was only a small and passing thing: there was light and high beauty forever beyond its reach.\"<br><br>  <em>--J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King</em>";
	ar[120] = "Here is a muppet news flash! An international spy ring is trying to sneak ridiculous stories into the news.  In other news, a black and yellow striped mackerel was elected king this morning.";
	ar[121] = "Here lie I, Martin Elginbroad<br>Have mercy on my soul, Lord God<br>As I would do were I Lord God<br>and You were Martin Elginbroad";
	ar[122] = "Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.<br>Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.<br>Do not walk beside me either.<br>Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.";
	ar[123] = "\"A ship is safe in a harbor; but that is not what a ship is for.\"<br><br>  --Ralph N. Helverson";
	ar[124] = "Q: What did the snail riding on the turtle's back say?<br><br>A: \"WHEEEEEEEE!\"";
	ar[125] = "One guy: \"I didn't have sex with my wife before we got married. Did you?\"<br><br>Nother guy: \"I dunno, what was her maiden name?\"";
	ar[126] = "Q. Why is divorce so expensive?<br><br>A. Because it's worth it";
	ar[127] = "\"A stiff apology is a second insult. The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.\"<br><br>  <em>--G.K. Chesterton</em>"; 
	ar[128] = "\"Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks<br>and I learned much from both of their styles\"<br><br>  <em>--Jimmy Buffett</em>";
	ar[129] = "Your arguments are subtly flawed";
	ar[130] = "Sorry, you are not a winner";
	ar[131] = "If you want my respect, you have to get down on your knees and beg for it.";
	ar[132] = "I'm like a genius only not as smart";
	ar[133] = "Ask me about my anger management disorder!";
	ar[134] = "I'm an optimist, but I don't see how it really helps all that much";
	ar[135] = "Just because you don't make sense to anyone doesn't mean you're an artist";
	ar[136] = "Imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement";
	ar[137] = "Stereotypes make life easier.";
	ar[138] = "You can fool some of the people all of the time, so I think those are the ones we should concentrate on.";
	ar[139] = "Don't ask me, I was hired for my looks";
	ar[140] = "Open 24 hours";
	ar[141] = "You can't make a person love you.  You can only stalk them, and hope for the best";
	ar[142] = "It's better to have loved and lost<br>than to live with a psycho the rest of your life.";
	ar[143] = "Q:  What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?<BR><BR>A:  They're hiring";
	ar[144] = "\"Nothing was more typical of Ronald Reagan than that large-hearted magnanimity -- and nothing was more American.\"<br><br>  <em>--Margaret Thatcher</em>";
	ar[145] = "\"I want you to know that I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience.\"<br><br>  <em>--Ronald Reagan</em>, during 1984 debate with Walter Mondale";
	ar[146] = "\"Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I've stopped worrying.\"<br><br>  <em>--Ronald Reagan</em>";
	ar[147] = "\"Our forbearance should never be misunderstood. Our reluctance for conflict should not be misjudged as a failure of will. When action is required to preserve our national security, we will act.\"<br><br>  <em>--Ronald Reagan</em>";
	ar[148] = "\"Without God, there is no virtue, because there's no prompting of the conscience.\"<br><br>  <em>--Ronald Reagan</em>";
	ar[149] =  "\"Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.\"<br><br>  <em>--Ronald Reagan</em>";
	ar[150] = "\"From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.\"<br><br>  <em>--Sir Winston Churchill</em>";
	ar[151] = "\"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something sometime in your life.\"<br><br>  <em>--Sir Winston Churchill</em>";
	ar[152] = "\"Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.\"<br><br>  <em>--Sir Winston Churchill</em>";
	ar[153] = "\"And I woke up wondering<br>what was real<br>is it what you see and touch<br>or what you feel\"<br><br>  <em>--Faith Hill</em>";
	ar[154] = "\"New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.\"<br><br>  <em>--David Letterman</em>";
	ar[155] = "\"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy, in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.\"<br><br>  <em>--W.C. Fields</em>";
	ar[156] = "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing";
	ar[157] = "Stop telling God how big your storm is...tell the storm how big your God is";
	ar[158] = "\"Love has its own time, its own season, and its own reasons for coming and going. You cannot bribe it or coerce it or reason it into staying. You can only embrace it when it arrives and give it away when it comes to you.\"<br><br>  <em>--Kent Nerburn</em>";
	ar[159] = "\"If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.\"<br><br>  <em>--Ben Elton</em>";
	ar[160] = "The saddest thing in the world<br>is loving someone who used to love you.";
	ar[161] = "(for the ladies:)<br><br>Q: How can you tell if a man is happy?<br><br>A: Who cares?";
	ar[162] = "Pooh looked at his two paws. He knew that one of them was the right, and he knew that when you had decided which one of them was the right, then the other was the left, but he never could remember how to begin.";
	ar[163] = "Guy 1: \"I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost $4000,  but it is state-of-the-art.\"<br><br>Guy 2: \"Yeah? What kind is it?\"<br><br>Guy 1: \"Quarter to six.\"";
	ar[164] = "Ilsa: \"Who is Rick?\"<br><br>Captain Renault: \"Mamoiselle, you are in Rick's! And Rick is...\"<br><br>Ilsa: \"Who is he?\"<br><br>Captain Renault: \"Well, Rick is the kind of man that... well, if I were a woman, and <em>I</em> were not around?...I should be in love with Rick. But what a fool I am talking to a beautiful woman about another man.\"<br><br>  <em>--Casablanca</em>";
	ar[165] = "Captain Renault: \"No matter how clever he is, he still needs an exit visa... or I should say two?\"<br><br>Rick: \"Why two?\"<br><br>Captain Renault: \"He is traveling with a lady.\"<br><br>Rick: \"He'll take one.\"<br><br>Captain Renault: \"I think not. I have seen the lady.\"<br><br>  <em>--Casablanca</em>";
	ar[166] = "Captain Renault (to Ilsa): \"I was informed you were the most beautiful woman ever to visit Casablanca.  That was a gross understatement.\"<br><br>  <em>--Casablanca</em>";
	ar[167] = "Annina: \"Monsieur Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault?\"<br><br>Rick: \"He's just like any other man, only more so.\"<br><br>  <em>--Casablanca</em>";
	ar[168] = "Inigo Montoya: \"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.\"<br><br>Westley: \"<em>You</em> seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.\"<br><br>  <em>--The Princess Bride</em>";
	ar[169] = "Vizzini: \"No more rhymes now, I mean it.\"<br><br>Fezzik: \"Anybody want a peanut?\"<br><br>Vizzini: \"DYEEAAHHHHHH.\"<br><br>  <em>--The Princess Bride</em>";
	ar[170] = "\"Trust everybody, but cut the cards.\"<br><br>  <em>--Finley Peter Dunne</em>";
	ar[171] = "Mrs. Premise: \"Next door?!?? Penguins don't come from next door!  They come from the Antarctic!\"<br><br>Mrs. Conclusion: \"Burma?\"<br><br>Mrs. Premise: \"...<br>........................<br>Why did you say 'Burma'?\"<br><br>Mrs. Conclusion: \"I panicked\"";
	ar[172] = "What color is the sky in your world?";
	ar[173] = "Peter Marshall: \"Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?\"<br><br>Paul Lynde: \"Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.\"";
	ar[174] = "Peter Marshall: \"Pride, anger, covetousness, lust, gluttony, envy, and sloth are collectively known as what?\"<br><br>Paul Lynde: \"The Bill of Rights.\"";
	ar[175] = "Peter Marshall: \"According to mythology, if a Sphinx asked a man a question, and the man answered it incorrectly, what would happen?\"<br><br>Paul Lynde: \"Circle gets the square.\"";
	ar[176] = "TOP FIVE LEAST IMPRESSIVE MAFIA NICKNAMES<br><br>Jimmy \"The Guy Who Scratches His Fingernails on the Chalkboard\" Genarro<br><br>Warren \"The Webmaster\" Larotta<br><br>Carmine \"The Lovely Swan\" Carpecci<br><br>The Hitman Formerly Known As Vince<br><br>Vinnie \"Say It With Flowers\" LaRosa";
	ar[177] = "Oy with the poodles already";
	ar[178] = "Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs";
	ar[179] = "James Bond: \"That's a Smith & Wesson-- and you've had your six.\"<br><br>  <em>--Dr. No</em>";
	ar[180] = "James Bond: \"Pardon me, do you have a match?\"<br><br>Red Grant: \"I use a lighter.\"<br><br>James Bond: \"Better still.\"<br><br>Red Grant:  \"Until they go wrong.\"<br><br>  <em>--From Russia with Love</em>";
	ar[181] = "James Bond: \"Do you expect me to talk?\"<br><br>Goldfinger: \"No, Mr. Bond!  I expect you to die!\"<br><br>  <em>--Goldfinger</em>";
	ar[182] = "James Bond: \"Well, you're forgetting one thing.  If I fail to report, 008 replaces me.\"<br><br>Goldfinger: \"I trust he will be more successful.\"<br><br>  <em>--Goldfinger</em>";
	ar[183] = "Q: \"Reception on the dashboard, here.  Audio-visual; range, 150 miles.\"<br><br>James Bond: \"Ingenious, and useful, too...allows a man to stop off for a quick one <em>en route</em>.\"<br><br>Q: \"It has not been perfected out of years of patient research <em>entirely</em> for that purpose, 007.\"<br><br>  <em>--Goldfinger</em>";
	ar[184] = "Patricia Fearing: \"What exactly do you do?\"<br><br>James Bond: \"Oh, I travel.  A sort of licensed troubleshooter.\"<br><br>  <em>--Thunderball</em>";
	ar[185] = "James Bond: \"That gun...it looks more fitting for a woman.\"<br><br>Largo: \"Do you know much about guns, Mr. Bond?\"<br><br>James Bond: \"No....... I know a little bit about women.\"<br><br>  <em>--Thunderball</em>";
	ar[186] = "<em>(Helga Brandt has James Bond strapped to a chair)</em><br><br>Helga Brandt: \"I've got you now.\"<br><br>James Bond: \"Well enjoy yourself.\"<br><br>  <em>--You Only Live Twice</em>";
	ar[187] = "Mr. Kidd:  \"Well, they're both aboard.  I must say Miss Case is very attractive.<br><br><em>(Mr. Wint glares at him)</em><br><br>For a lady!<br><br><em>(Mr. Wint continues to glare)</em><br><br>Heh heh heh heh!\"<br><br>  <em>--Diamonds Are Forever</em>";
	ar[188] = "<em>(A scantily clad Tiffany Case enters)</em><br><br>James Bond: \"That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing... I approve.\"<br><br>  <em>--Diamonds Are Forever</em>";
	ar[189] = "Thug #1: \"The stiff-- er, the deceased back there...your brother, Mr. Franks?\"<br><br>James Bond: \"Yes, he was.\"<br><br>Thug #2: \"I got a brother.\"<br><br>James Bond: \"...Small world.\"<br><br>  <em>--Diamonds Are Forever</em>";
	ar[190] = "<em>(Plenty O'Toole, a well-built brunette in a low-cut gown, approaches Bond at a casino table)</em><br><br>Plenty: \"Hi, I'm Plenty.\"<br><br>James Bond: <em>(glancing down)</em> \"But of course you are.\"<br><br>Plenty: \"Plenty O'Toole.\"<br><br>James Bond: \"Named after your father, perhaps.\"<br><br>  <em>--Diamonds Are Forever</em>";
	ar[191] = "James Bond: \"Weren't you a blonde when I came in?\"<br><br>Tiffany Case: \"Could be.\"<br><br>James Bond: \"I tend to notice little things like that...whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.\"<br><br>Tiffany Case: \"Which do you prefer?\"<br><br>James Bond: \"Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match...\"<br><br>  <em>--Diamonds Are Forever</em>";
	ar[192] = "Drax: \"Look after Mr. Bond...see that some harm comes to him.\"<br><br>  <em>--Moonraker</em>";
	ar[193] = "Kamal Khan: \"You seem to have this nasty habit of surviving.\"<br><br>James Bond: \"You know what they say about the fittest.\"<br><br>  <em>--Octopussy</em>";
	ar[194] = "Jack Wade: \"Big guy with a limp...name's Zukovsky.\"<br><br>James Bond: \"Valentin Dmitrovich Zukovsky?\"<br><br>Jack Wade: \"Yeah, you know him?\"<br><br>James Bond: \"I gave him the limp.\"<br><br>  <em>--Goldeneye</em>";
	ar[195] = "Mr Darcy:  \"My temper I dare not vouch for.  It is, I believe, too little yielding--certainly too little for the convenience of the world.  I cannot forget the follies and vices of others as soon as I ought, nor their offenses against myself.  My feelings are not puffed about with every attempt to move them.  My temper would perhaps be called resentful.  My good opinion once lost is lost for ever.\"<br><br>  <em>--Pride and Prejudice</em>";
	ar[196] = "Mr. Bennet:  \"I understand that Mr. Collins has made you an offer of marriage.  Is it true?\"<br><br>Elizabeth replied that it was.<br><br>Mr. Bennet:  \"Very well--and this offer of marriage you have refused?\"<br><br>Elizabeth:  \"I have, Sir.\"<br><br>Mr. Bennet:  \"Very well.  We now come to the point.  Your mother insists upon your accepting it.  Is it not so, Mrs. Bennet?\"<br><br>Mrs. Bennet:  \"Yes, or I will never see her again.\"<br><br>Mr. Bennet:  \"An unhappy alternative is before you, Elizabeth.  From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents.--Your mother will never see you again if you do <em>not</em> marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you <em>do</em>.\"<br><br>  <em>--Pride and Prejudice</em>";
	ar[197] = "Elizabeth:  \"There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well.  The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and everyday confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of either merit or sense.\"<br><br>  <em>--Pride and Prejudice</em>";
	ar[198] = "Sherlock Holmes:  \"Depend upon it there comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before.  It is of the highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out the useful ones.\"<br><br>Watson:  \"But the Solar System!\"<br><br>Sherlock Holmes:  \"What the deuce is it to me?  you say that we go round the sun.  If we went round the moon it would not make a pennyworth of difference to me or to my work.\"<br><br>  <em>--A Study in Scarlet</em>";
 	ar[199] = "Sherlock Holmes:  \"You then went to the vicarage, waited outside it for some time, and finally returned to your cottage.\"<br><br>Dr. Sterndale:  \"How do you know that?\"<br><br>Sherlock Holmes:  \"I followed you.\"<br><br>Dr. Sterndale:  \"I saw no one.\"<br><br>Sherlock Holmes:  \"That is what you may expect to see when I follow you.\"<br><br>  <em>--The Adventure of the Devil's Foot</em>";
	ar[200] = "KAOS Agent:  \"Look, I'm a sportsman.  I'll let you choose the way you want to die.\"<br><br>Maxwell Smart:  \"All right, how about old age?\"";
	ar[201] = "If this were real life, I'd've pepper sprayed you by now";
	ar[202] = "Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.<br>Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticke<br>the traditional and trpical of Chinese gionous history and cultual.<br><br>  <em>--from a packet of chopsticks--er, chopsticke</em>";
	ar[203] = "Bullwinkle:  \"You know, for a shipping magnate, he sure doesn't pick up much.\"";
	ar[204] = "\"A group of ultra-Orthodox Jewish hackers are waging a war against porn Web sites by replacing the content with a single photo of the late rabbi Menachem Schneerson.  Which sends away millions of web porn-surfers, although you know there's gotta be one guy who sees this and is like, 'Jackpot!'\"  <em>--Tina Fey, SNL</em>";
	ar[205] = "\"California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's popularity has been slipping in recent months as residents slowly begin to realize they elected Arnold Schwarzenegger to be their governor.\"  <em>--Tina Fey, SNL</em>";
	ar[206] = "\"U2 lead singer Bono met with President Bush at the White House this week. Bono urged the president to help the world's poor. Bush urged Bono to get back with Cher.\"  <em>--Tina Fey, SNL</em>";
	ar[207] = "\"The federal government began investigating allegations of fraud against the Coalition Provisional Authority, a U.S. contractor accused in a bid-rigging operation involving millions of dollars. Asked to comment, a spokesperson for Halliburton said, 'Millions? With an M? That is adorable.'\"  <em>--Amy Poehler, SNL</em>";
	ar[208] = "\"It's been reported that in the event of an emergency situation with North Korea the U.S. is prepared to send 70% of the Marine Corps to the region. According to President Bush this will still allow us to send another 70% to Iran and keep our other 70% in Iraq.\"  <em>--Tina Fey, SNL</em>";
	ar[209] = "\"According to a new poll, Democrats are favoring Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nominee for 2008. Democrats say they are looking for a fresh and exciting new way to get their asses handed to them.\"  <em>--Tina Fey, SNL</em>";
    ar[210] = "\"After a moment I pushed my chair back and went over to the french windows.  I opened the screen and stepped out on to the porch.  The night was all around, soft and quiet.  The white moonlight was cold and clear, like the justice we dream of but don't find.\"<br><br>  <em>--The High Window</em>";

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